Source: TVN24

Jarek “The PM” Kaczyński sent a letter to Roman Giertych and Andrzej Lepper, where he listed his final conditions of keeping up the coalition. The two addressees raced against one another who would be the first to show it to the media. There are seven terms in the letter, and we best liked two of them. First it’s the lucky number 7: “Nepotism in appointing people to posts in some federal agencies, especially taking place in recent few weeks must be immediately aborted. This concerns all members of the coalition equally. Translating: “We have appointed all our families, relatives and homies to federal posts, in recent weeks we have stuffed them randomly wherever we could just to make it before this letter; so now we can bleach ourselves and happily announce that there will be no more nepotism as there are no vacant positions left.” Number three is good as well: “[…]therefore the coalition will solidly vote against forming a parliamentary investigation commission straightening out the events linked with the so-called “land scandal” [= Leppergate], as it would paralyse efficient and independent functioning of Central Anti-Corruption Bureau and other institutions fighting against crime. The translation is simple: “I want a new election, but I also want to blame the necessity for it on someone else”.

Coalition, R.I.P. And fry in Hell.

This entry was posted on Sunday, July 29th, 2007 at 02:10 and is filed under News. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.