In this news we were supposed to write about the early elections, but we are fed up with watching those fat a**es insulting and accusing one another, doing everything to break the coalition and constantly repeating that the coalition is still present. Until one of them finally finds the g**s to say it loud and clear, we won’t publish any speculations about the early elections and their time. This is our campaign against their lying through the teeth and their desire to suck as much cash from the Treasury as possible.

Should any of you be doubtful whether he will have and opportunity to vote in near time, just stay tuned to polishpolitics.com.

Source: Gazeta

Gombrowicz vs Sienkiewicz, the two Polish classics against one another? That sounds like a good theme of a sci-fi movie (like Aliens vs Predator?). Like puppets on the strings the two bards appear in the almighty hands of Roman Giertych and Jarosław Kaczyński with an impressive regularity. In today’s episode of this miserable spectacle the Cabinet first overruled Giertych’s decision which removed Gombrowicz form the school lectures’ index, and later the tallest minister himself threatened to appeal against them in the Constitutional Tribunal. Without a shade of doubt there is one big plus of this situation. Whether driven by curiosity or perversity, more students will now read “The Transatlantic” and other books by Gombrowicz. Some time ago the average number of books read by one person per year was oscillating around one… So perhaps banning all good books and calling their authors fags is a simple and efficient way to educate the nation?

Source: Dziennik

As gossip in the Sejm says, Wojciech Jadacki, currently a Director of the Presidential Department in NIK (the Supreme Chamber of Control) may soon be nominated for the vice-council position. In our opinion this is going to be a great harm for him, as Mr Wojciech, initially employed in NIK by Lech Kaczyński during his headship is terribly stressed with working in NIK. Enough to be on the sick leave for the last 6 months. While being too ill to work and thus collecting sickness benefit he works in a private academy in Suwałki. How does he comment on that? I have a sick leave from working in NIK, which I find a great stress. For me it causes cardiac neurosis and harms my health. Alas, the jod in the Academy gives me great satisfaction and relaxation. The current head of NIK, Mirosław Sekuła suspended Jadacki in his duties and launched corporate proceedings against him; however due to his permanent disease it cannot be brought to an end. Due to his promotion a miraculous healing is expected. We will notify you as the situation develops…

Source: TVN24

Jarek “The PM” Kaczyński sent a letter to Roman Giertych and Andrzej Lepper, where he listed his final conditions of keeping up the coalition. The two addressees raced against one another who would be the first to show it to the media. There are seven terms in the letter, and we best liked two of them. First it’s the lucky number 7: “Nepotism in appointing people to posts in some federal agencies, especially taking place in recent few weeks must be immediately aborted. This concerns all members of the coalition equally. Translating: “We have appointed all our families, relatives and homies to federal posts, in recent weeks we have stuffed them randomly wherever we could just to make it before this letter; so now we can bleach ourselves and happily announce that there will be no more nepotism as there are no vacant positions left.” Number three is good as well: “[…]therefore the coalition will solidly vote against forming a parliamentary investigation commission straightening out the events linked with the so-called “land scandal” [= Leppergate], as it would paralyse efficient and independent functioning of Central Anti-Corruption Bureau and other institutions fighting against crime. The translation is simple: “I want a new election, but I also want to blame the necessity for it on someone else”.

Coalition, R.I.P. And fry in Hell.

Źródło: Gazeta

The Council of Warsaw is working night & day to ensure its citizens a decent life and a good attitude. To achieve this, a communal charter giving more entitlements to mayors of districts is being prepared. Yet instead of adapting it as fast as possible to let them act, all councillors are quarrelling about… its preamble. The Civic Platform’s version contains a quote “[…] trusting, that in our work for the Warsaw city we will not run out of strength and endurance, whose source for many of is the faith in God […]”. LiD, the leftists, who are governing the city along with PO want to add “and for many of us is not” or “for some of us is not”. St. Hanna claims that in the city she governs there will be a record about God. The leader of PiS adds that faith in God is “an inspiration to work for the councillors”. And the Warsaw citizens? Well, we think most of them don’t give a damn who and where will be named the inspiration for the councillors, as long as then finally get down to building what they promised…

As Andrzej Lepper was dismissed, rumours have been arising one by one, who is going to be his successor. The speculations were as numerous as the politics who had anything to do with agriculture. But Lepper tricked us all - his candidate is a so-far unknown mechanical engineer Krzysztof Sikora. His experience and qualifications are… just as depicted below.

Now you’ve got a nice puzzle for your English friends: “Name a country in the EU where being enough intelligent to open a car’s door is sufficient to become a minister responsible for 25 per cent of population.”

Source: NOP

Deputy Artur Zawisza has firmly stood by the National Rebirth of Poland (a counterpart of equally happy and peaceful British Combat18) who are determined to sentence those guilty of barbaric sabotage of the patriot’s demonstration. Just to remind you, a few months ago some kids in orthopaedic boots, whose hairstyle reveals being treated by radiotherapy were violently attacked by evil leftist forces. They tried to defend their legal manifestation but they were outnumbered the vandals who didn’t understand the peaceful message of NOP’s banners saying “One race - The White Race”. We are touched with their sacrifice and bravery, and totally support Mr Zawisza’s cause. The picture below shows some of the less wounded post-leukaemia kids, waiting in line to get medical assistance and ordering beer meanwhile.

Source: Onet

Jarosław Kaczyński in the prologue to his annual résumé of his government’s achievements said: “My government has a vision“. We are afraid that after one of the representatives of his office has been arrested for posession of cocaine, as he claims just “for personal use” [1 kilogram over three years, now that is a sniffy…], the only vision that the Prime Minister has is the one below.

As father Tadeusz Rydzyk reports in “Wprost”, the postal address of the President’s Office has changed. Now they can be contacted at:

George Soros Open Society Institute
400 West 59th Street
New York, NY 10019, USA
Tel. 1-212-548-0600 ask to speak to G. Soros

Embassy in Poland:

Hooknoses & Masons Inc. alias The Batory Fund
Sapieżyńska 10a
00-235 Warsaw, Poland
telephone: (0-22)5360200
fax: (0-22)5360220

Source: TVP3

Andrzej Lepper has just confirmed that talks are being held concerning uniting the respectively 2 and 4 per cent powers of LPR and Samoobrona. We are wandering how will this hybride be called. Our suggestion is Clerical Radicalised Agricultural Party - the full name describes its line-up, the abbreviation - its quality.